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Most UFO Abductions from Known Aliens

A new report shows the majority of UFO abductions are committed by an alien the person knows. This destroys long-held popular notions of UFO abductions. On a more optimistic note, the report also shows only ten percent of all UFO abductions result in aliens impregnating the victim with thousands of eggs.,36499/ #Funny


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