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Watching TV & Eating Sandwich Too Much

Glancing worriedly from his plate to his television, Kentucky resident Eric Timmer expressed concern that between eating his ham sandwich and viewing an episode of The Walking Dead, he was critically overextending himself. Then Timmer entered a state of paralysis upon being faced with an incoming text message.,36490/ #Funny


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