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Parents Avoid New Baby Weight Gain

The Onion has compiled a list of tips for new parents to maintain their own health while staying busy. We suggest: eating your placenta in several small servings instead of all at once; having your newborn keep you accountable for your weight loss goals; and not ending up like your disgustingly chunky baby. #Funny


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