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NFL to Handle Player Funerals from Now On

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Tuesday that the league is now forbidding family members from delivering eulogies at players’ funerals. Instead, an 8-10 minute speech will be given from someone on NFL payroll. Family or friends may be allowed to read from a list of acceptable spiritual passages. #Funny


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