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Man Has It Out for Phony Americans

American Cory Russell wants the world to know he’s a laid-back guy, but if any other country ever decides to call itself America, he’ll flip out. “I’d have a hard time not going apeshit,” Russell admits when thinking of other people calling themselves Americans. Think he’s bluffing? Just try him. #Funny


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