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Anxiety vows to overcome depression

A Phoenix man’s persistent anxiety vowed this week that it would not let clinical depression muscle in on any of its turf. The neurosis then promised that it wouldn’t make the mistake it did in 2011, when it briefly let its guard down and disastrously allowed happiness to take hold. http://www.theonion.com/articles/mans-anxiety-not-about-to-let-depression-muscle-in,36504/ #Funny

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