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Biden Offers White House Job to Elvira

The White House confirmed this week that VP Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, a position in the Office of Personnel Management. Biden described Elvira’s duties simply, saying, “All she’s gotta do is show up to a few meetings in that little low-cut black number of hers and she’s golden.” #Funny


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