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Americans Freaked Out by New Octopus Sex

Marine biologists recently revealed that the Pacific striped octopus has been found to mate face-to-face with its partners, showing strong social connections. Rock climbing guide Melanie Nelson responds, “It’s a shame they’ll never know the joy of sex strengthened by holy matrimony.” #Funny


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