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Aging Body Parts Shock 45-Year-Old Man

45-year-old Bruce Lifschitz of Andover, Massachusetts, is surprised by how his body is slowly breaking down. “I thought it was going to go: knees first, then hair, then prostate,” Lifschitz says. But in fact, for Bruce, it’s gone back, heartburn, and blood pressure while maintaining a full head of hair. #Funny


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