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Man Discourages Coworker from Moving Nearby

Billing clerk Tim Connors is actively discouraging his coworker from moving into his neighborhood. When asked, Connors says it’s okay for now, but he himself can’t wait to move away from the muggings, construction, lack of grocery stores. At press time, his tactics seem to have worked. #Funny


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