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Alien Abduction Doesn't Go as Planned

Travis Porter of Homedale, Idaho, says the aliens who abducted him Wednesday were obviously amateurs. He says the beings stared at him for 15 minutes before knowing how to start and completely missed Earth on the trip home. Porter admits to being a little embarrassed for them. http://goo.gl/aXZf4c #Funny

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