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God Introduces Plan to Rid World of Religion

God announced earlier this week that the world’s belief systems had all had a “good run” but it was time for humans to be weaned off religion. “Time to take the training wheels off,” He said while beginning to implement his 500 year plan. The first step is to grant the opposite wish of every prayer. #Funny


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