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Sexual couples inhabit Six Flags lines

Interrupting various stages of excessive public intimacy to address the general population, the nation’s gratuitously sexual couples announced plans this week to wait in line for Six Flags amusement parks across the country. The male partners said if anyone even looked at their girl, they would knock out their fucking teeth. http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-gratuitously-sexual-couples-announce-plans,36538/ #Funny

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