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With Jared Guilty, Whom Can We Trust?

Americans are reacting to the news that Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle will plead guilty to possession of child pornography. Inspiration Mitigator Roger Durkins says, “Still, it’s pretty impressive how he kept that weight off,” while Produce Weigher Mandy Sumner wonders who our next moral compass will be. http://goo.gl/S7klAS #Funny

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