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Hell Wants to Improve Demon Death Rate

From the Second Circle of Hell, the Underworld Health Organization is announcing plans to improve its incubus immortality rate. The group says 80 out of every 10,000 young demons does not reach maturity to haunt humans on Earth. Representatives avoided questions concerning the plan’s budget. #Funny


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