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Cowboys' Witten Stuck with Team Owner at Camp

As pre-season training camp continues, Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten is fucking sick of rooming with team owner Jerry Jones. Jones reportedly never picks up his trash or old Maxim issues, and he insists on watching TV at top volume. As of this report Witten has left the room and is reading in the hotel lobby. #Funny


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