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Heart Attack Victims Not Theatrical

A new study shows most heart attack victims do not freeze up and grab their chests with sufficient measures of theatrics. The study’s author compares heart attack sufferers to electrocution victims, saying such individuals don’t levitate with their limbs fully splayed and their skeletons visible to onlookers nearly long enough.,36532/ #Funny


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