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NFL Issues Strict Murder Penalty

The head of the National Football League has issued a stern warning to all NFL players. Roger Goodell addressed a group of reporters late last week, saying, ‘murdering your wife will result in an automatic four game suspension.’ http://www.theonion.com/articles/roger-goodell-to-nfl-players-murdering-your-wife-w,36542/ #Funny

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