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Panda Mother Relying on Government Aid

Single panda mother Mei Xiang has reportedly given birth to two more cubs in the national zoo, further freeloading off the government for support. Mei Xiang hasn’t worked a single day in her life and has used government assistance to feed her children since 2000. She probably doesn’t even know the panda father, either. #Funny


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