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Penthouse Standards Too High for September Issue

Penthouse Magazine Editor-in-Chief Jerry Faldonna is announcing they have not chosen a Penthouse Pet for the upcoming September issue. Faldonna says no candidate was found worthy and he was not about to lower the hallowed publication’s standards and deliver less than adequately busty content. #Funny


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