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Oil Companies Fight Over Senator

ExxonMobil and Chevron are currently locked in a fierce bidding war to obtain a lucrative Pennsylvania senator. Sources confirm ExxonMobil and Chevron have entered talks with Pacific Gas and Electric, British Petroleum, Royal Dutch Shell and Duke Energy to share claims in Senator Patrick Toomey.,36561/ #Funny


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