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Americans React to Confusing Whale Deaths

Marine biologists are puzzled by the deaths of 30 whales along the Alaskan coastline this year, but the American public is taking the news in stride. Scrap Disposer Jordy Stetz says, “At least now we know they can be killed;” while Perfume Bottler Ronald Mellenga responds, “More krill for the rest of us.” #Funny


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