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Guantanamo Bay Plans Geriatric Wing Expansion

The prison at Guantanamo Bay has announced the groundbreaking on a new geriatric wing for aging detainees. Officials promise the new facility will be equipped with easy-access ramps, wall-mounted safety bars, and no-slip shower mats. They are even planning first-floor interrogation rooms to avoid use of the stairs. #Funny


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