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Chicago Neighborhood Grows Too Safe & Expensive

Kirsten Healy of Humboldt Park in Chicago says over the years, her neighborhood has become so much safer, she’s not sure she can afford it. Healy admits, “the minute we stop needing the second bolt on the back door we’ll have no choice but to go out looking for a neighborhood that’s more terrifying.” #Funny


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