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FDA Approves First Artificial Tumor

The FDA has officially approved a groundbreaking artificial tumor, marking the first time a synthetic malignant growth has been cleared for use in patients. While initial prototypes had only enough battery power to last a few days, the approved version is capable of going for several years or more. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fda-approves-first-artificial-tumor,36563/ #Funny

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