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Your Embalmer Is Out There Somewhere

Sources confirmed this week that the individual who will embalm your dead body is currently walking around out there somewhere. Sources added that the professional responsible for suturing your lifeless jaw and preparing your body for display could have even passed you on the street. http://www.theonion.com/articles/person-who-will-embalm-you-walking-around-out-ther,36564/ #Funny

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