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Out-Of-Control Scott Walker Injured

Subjecting his body to intense and highly dangerous levels of stress, an out-of-control Scott Walker was said to be severely hurt Monday after careening wildly between several different stances on immigration. He also had reportedly been severed in half at the torso while attempting to simultaneously hold two completely divergent positions on economic inequality.


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