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Unsettling Thoughts of 'Perfect Woman'

A Minneapolis man confided to reporters this week that he found it a bit unsettling to imagine that the perfect woman for him is out there somewhere. The man says the best thing he can do is try to take comfort in the fact there are millions upon millions of women out there who are absolutely terrible for him. http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-somewhat-disturbed-to-think-perfect-woman,36574/ #Funny

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