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God Practices Throwing Earth Like a Shot Put

Sources in the heavens confirm that earlier today The Lord Almighty was questioning how far he could throw planet Earth. “if I got a really good windup I bet I could chuck it four or five thousand light-years,” God said. At press time, he was still warming up by tossing Mercury and Venus into nearby black holes. #Funny


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