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Teenager Worried About Being Himself

Expressing concern that his summer vacation is too quickly passing him by, an Indiana seventh-grader said he now has just two weeks left in which to acquire a cool new identity before school starts. He said if he doesn’t get his act together, start pretending to like a different type of music and choose to either love or hate team sports, then his only option will be to go back to school as… himself. http://www.theonion.com/articles/seventhgrader-only-has-2-weeks-left-to-acquire-coo,36619/ #Funny

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