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Be Safe America - Suck On A Doorknob

According to a report released Monday by the Centers for Disease Contraction and Preservation, Americans should suck on four to five doorknobs per day, especially doorknobs to public restrooms and doorknobs covered in a noticeable film of human hand grease. http://www.theonion.com/video/centers-for-disease-contraction-urges-americans-to,34423/ #Funny

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