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Woman Seeks Tall, Athletic, ***holes

A San Francisco woman says the men she finds attractive tend to be tall, athletic, and have hurt her in the past. The woman noted that her past two flings have been with a former coworker who dumped her by text on her birthday, and a super buff bartender who whittled down her self esteem over two years. http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-womans-type-tall-athletic-men-who-have-alread,36661/ #Funny

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