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First Transcontinental Roller Coaster

Busch Gardens has opened a ninety-six-hundred-mile-long mega-coaster, designed to push the limits of human endurance. The Staminator, the world’s first transcontinental coaster, features a fourteen-day ride with a fifteen-hundred mile straightaway and a banked curve across five Midwestern states. http://www.theonion.com/articles/busch-gardens-unveils-new-9600milelong-endurance-c,36691/ #Funny

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