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FDA: Eat Foods w/ Fruit On The Box

The FDA recommends individuals consumer three servings of foods every day that simply include the word ‘fruit’ on the box. This recommendation is expected to be followed up by other guidelines under which anything successfully chewed and swallowed can now be considered a vegetable. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fda-recommends-at-least-3-servings-of-foods-with-w,36699/ #Funny

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