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Rights Read To Unconcious Suspects

A new report says about three-fourths of minority suspects receive their Miranda rights while unconscious. The report further concluded that ninety-eight percent of African-American suspects had their Miranda rights administered in between blows from a police baton. http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-79-of-minority-suspects-receive-miranda-rig,36758/ #Funny

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