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DirecTV Satellite vs. God Almighty

Noting that He was a little shaken but would be all right, sources confirmed that the Lord God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, was recently struck by a DirecTV satellite, rendering him unconscious for several minutes. http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-knocked-unconscious-by-directtv-satellite,36752/ #Funny

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