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Student's Genius Social Strategy

Anticipating that it will serve as a springboard for new friendships, one college freshman said that leaving his dorm room door open will be a central component of his social strategy. He says an open door will be a clear signal to other students that he’s welcoming and easygoing. http://www.theonion.com/articles/leaving-dorm-room-door-open-to-play-large-role-in,36774/ #Funny

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