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Weddings 'Damn Near Out Of Control'

Calling the problem “damn near out of control”, a Kentucky farmer says the big wedding reception he chased out of his barn Saturday was the fifth one this month. He says he plans to ring the barn with barbed wire, which he hopes will snag and slow the movement of anyone in billowy chiffon.,36787/ #Funny


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