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Lobbyist Remembers Good Ol' Days

Veteran ExxonMobil lobbyist Hank Foraker keeps droning on about how much cheaper legislation was back in his day. He says it was a simpler time. A quick phone call, a small payoff, and in no time at all, your client could be extracting oil from a federal wildlife preserve. Those were the days. http://www.theonion.com/articles/elderly-lobbyist-always-droning-on-about-how-littl,36793/ #Funny

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