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Man Narrowly Survives Lunch

In what doctors are calling a miracle, Jared Fox from Chicago narrowly averted catastrophe when the bacon cheeseburger he ate for lunch managed to pass through his body without hitting any life-sustaining organs. However, remnants may remain for years to come.,36836/ #Funny


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