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Experts Say - Don't Get Cancer

Calling the contraction of the disease “not good,” and saying that not having the illness is highly preferable to having it, oncologists representing the American Association for Cancer Research urged the U.S. populace Monday not to get cancer. http://www.theonion.com/articles/cancer-researchers-dont-get-cancer,34599/?ref=auto #Funny

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