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Obama Vows To Divide ISIS

President Obama vowed yesterday that the U.S. would use precision airstrikes for as long as needed to ensure ISIS is divided into dozens of extremist splinter groups. He said he reserves the right to deploy troops should one or more of the spin-off cells grow to be even more powerful.,36903/ #Funny


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