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Interest In Old Theatre Wavers

Just three days after residents gathered in the city’s main square and emphatically vowed to save the historic Orpheum Theater from its schedule demolition, sources confirmed Friday that the community of Plattesville, Connecticut, had lost all interest in the cause. http://www.theonion.com/articles/community-loses-interest-3-days-after-rallying-to,36915/ #Funny

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