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Company Combats Blood-Writing

After the eighth such incident this year, Vista Consulting Partners human resources director Beth Shumaker reminded employees not to scrawl the word “revenge” in blood in the conference room. She said carving the word into the forehead of your supervisor is preferred. http://www.theonion.com/articles/hr-sends-out-reminder-email-about-not-scrawling-re,36916/ #Funny

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