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Honest Gambling Machine Successful

The Bellagio in Las Vegas announced that the casino was enjoying steady profits from a new slot machine that explicitly guarantees players they will lose. The casino said they’re considering a roulette wheel without a ball and a totally blank craps table. http://www.theonion.com/articles/casino-reporting-steady-profits-from-slot-machine,36906/ #Funny

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