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Gatorade Makes New Suppository

Gatorade officials unveiled Tuesday the newest product in its G Series line of drinks and supplements, G Push, a performance-enhancing suppository engineered in the company’s sports laboratory to hydrate and energize athletes for a full digestive cycle. http://www.theonion.com/articles/gatorade-releases-new-performance-suppository,34456/ #Funny

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