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Spin Class Saves Kids From Watery Death

A California mother of three told reporters that her daily spin class was the only thing keeping her from driving a car full of her children right into the ocean. She also said that thirty minutes of yoga also provides her with the mental clarity to not slowly poison her husband to death. http://www.theonion.com/articles/daily-spin-class-only-thing-keeping-mom-from-drivi,36930/ #Funny

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