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Peterson Deactivated By Family

Following mounting allegations of child abuse, sources have confirmed that Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson has been officially deactivated by his family. Fellow Vikings running back Matt Asiata will be assuming all of Peterson’s fatherly duties. http://goo.gl/2q3GjW #Funny

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