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Man Says Storm Threatens Chance To Survive

Following reports of a severe winter storm system threatening to pummel several areas of the nation’s Northeast, Syracuse-area homeless citizen Randall Limpkin told reporters today the impending storm could very well threaten his plans to survive over Thanksgiving. http://www.theonion.com/articles/winter-storm-threatens-homeless-mans-plans-to-surv,34672/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Quote:2:Default #Funny

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