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Bucket List May Include Non-Sexual Items

A Delaware man diagnosed with cancer has been given twelve weeks to live. In a shocking statement, he said he plans to toss one or two non-sexual activities onto his list of things to do before he dies. He plans to check multiple items off his list by finding someone to lick his balls while skydiving. #Funny


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