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Bucket List May Include Non-Sexual Items

A Delaware man diagnosed with cancer has been given twelve weeks to live. In a shocking statement, he said he plans to toss one or two non-sexual activities onto his list of things to do before he dies. He plans to check multiple items off his list by finding someone to lick his balls while skydiving. http://goo.gl/mZyMaU #Funny

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